Arby’s Philly Beef Toasted Sub.

I went to Arby’s the other day for lunch…..  I ended up killing everyone in the restaurant before I left….

It REALLY pisses me off when they run out of that Chibatta bread…..

I’m just saying, DON’T advertise something unless your willing to accept the consequences when you run out…..  I mean I’m sure SOMEONE there was in charge of inventory and re-ordering stock!

Well, I guarantee the NEXT guy will be WAY more fastidious is all I’m saying.

The Ranger Taoist.

Now while I don’t believe in organized religion or all the trappings that entails I don’t want you think I’m not a spiritual person….  I eventually fell into reading alot about eastern philosophy and found that I enjoyed a great deal practicing Taoist principles….

The duality there is that when I was in the military I went to Ranger Schools (I only completed 3 out of 5 because I would not re-enlist, this was also in the ‘dark ages’ of the 80’s so there were 5 parts to Ranger School unlike now when they only have 3 segments) and Sniper School, basically all manner of effort was put into teaching me how to maim and destroy….

So the irony here is that while I COULD kill or break you in several places very efficiently…..  I’ll be REALLY bummed about it afterward!

Prejudice and Me.

My mother in law is gay AND a Jewish woman, so there you go….  But she’s always been surprised I’m not prejudiced even though I grew up in the mid-west and the south….

And that got me thinking…. I’ve never even been INVITED to join the racist organizations in those areas,…  I’m KIND of insulted really….  I mean I wouldn’t join…  I don’t agree with any of their ‘Mission Statements’ you know?… There are just no ‘Jerry Maguire’s’ writing for the Neo Nazi’s is all I’m saying…  But doesn’t that seem rude(?), considering ’southern hospitality’ and all???….

I also think it has to do with the fact that we don’t own ANY WHITE SHEETS,….  my wife gets print sheets……

My wife hate’s that joke…  she thinks print sheets are tacky…