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Buying a Wii in the U.S., what a crock…..

August 13, 2008, @ 9:53 am Leave a comment Go to comments

So I finally broke down this week and went out to buy my kids a Wii….   I mean it’s been out for over 2 years now so I shouldn’t have to go through a lot of crap to get this now right???   Wrong.

Nintendo’s corporate officers must be some of the most moronic anal intakes on the face of the planet….  I ended up going to 9 stores yesterday to hear, ‘Sorry, we’re out’ from every Mensa candidate manning a counter….  But it’s not the stores or the employee’s of those stores that are at fault in reality.

Nintendo does not send as much product here because they have to set the price point too low in America in order to sell them….  Hmmmm, perhaps you should have included some type of HD compatibility/content in the device if you really wanted to compete with PS3 or the Xbox 360 then, don’t hold myself and other consumers hostage due to YOUR lack of fore sight!…   Sorry but OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!….   Now I realize some of you may find this offensive,….  at least once it dawns on you that I just told a bunch of Asian executives to open their eyes….

Tough shit!!!   I’m pissed, here I am TRYING to selflessly prop up the world economy and being ‘Wii blocked’ by a bunch of stupid ‘little people’ who didn’t have the vision to abandon their island when we bombed them!!!….  I live in San Francisco with MANY, MANY Asians….  Let me just blow the whole ‘intelligence’ stereotype right here and now….  Asians are really, for the most part, stupid arrogant little yellow people who ‘think’ they are better than everyone else….  If they’re so intelligent why didn’t they realize they needed to grow tall enough to reach something on the top shelf????

And for those of you out there who don’t know, let me just tell you now…..  There is NOTHING that will turn your day around and ‘perk’ you right up like berating, bellowing and screaming at an annoying little Asian who has been a rude minuscule elvin ass when your trying to walk through a store, subway or on the street….  They step right in front of you in lines, push past you, practically run over your kids (even the special needs ones)….  They just don’t care to TRY and assimilate to our society….  Well no one ASKED you to move HERE, you decided to do that, SO FUCKING BE POLITE before I decide to squish you so badly you look like the urine stain on the ‘street of society’ that you truly are!!!

UNLIKE myself…..   When I’ve been to Japan I’ve taken the lessons learned on the ‘Streets of San Francisco‘ and applied them there….  I push people around, step in front of them and stomp on their children, it makes me feel like Godzirra….  Oddly though, they found me rude when I did this in their country of origin???  Could it be that they’ve been using this ‘It’s just a cultural difference’ excuse in the hopes that we wouldn’t realize it???

In FACT I think they are really squinting their eyes all the time in public!!!  Natural selection would have NEVER made someone’s eyes like that….   You don’t see any ‘slant’ eyed feral dogs and cats roaming your neighborhood’s out there do you?…..  How bout the apes, do any of the great apes have squinty little untrustworthy eyes????   NO!!!!   Like I said they’re a bunch of little poser bitches.

  1. RAGEFIRE 666
    August 13, 2008, @ 11:37 am at 11:37 am


  2. mfugett
    August 13, 2008, @ 12:49 pm at 12:49 pm

    go to http://www.vgchartz.com and have a look. They’re hard to find because the system is still that popular. They outsold the PS3 and X360 COMBINED for the last week and have done so most of the summer. I’d say with numbers like that they are competing just fine. And the price of the console is roughly the same when you factor in currencies across most of the world. Don’t blame them for having a lack of foresight, blame them for making a system that people can’t stop buying.

  3. August 13, 2008, @ 12:51 pm at 12:51 pm

    Sorry but 2 YEARS + into a products run and still shortages???? Sorry but NO, they’re still short sighted morons…..

    NEXT excuse???

  4. August 13, 2008, @ 5:59 pm at 5:59 pm

    Lolf, awesome, also, over here there were similar problems for a while, I think most people experienced this with the XBOX360 as well, when it was first released, obviously they cleared that up though. I love the Wii, and I’ll always be a nintendo fan boy, but I do hate their somewhat incomprehensible inability to ever look ahead.

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