Hi, I’m David Duchovny, I’m a sex addict….
David Duchovny has gone into rehab for sex addiction…. Now I don’t know about the rest of the guys out there but if I was married to Tea Leone I’d be a sex addict too…. And I guarantee there’s no fucking way I would be going to rehab for it!!!….. I’d be constantly telling her we needed to work on our problems in the privacy of our own home!!!…. But then I’d also want to work on ‘our problem’ in the car, on the beach, during air travel, at the mall, a couple restaurants, maybe at a ball game, down by the river, in a desert, at the long term parking garage, on a train, our friends houses, the local Moose Lodge and possibly even in my bosses office on his desk….
I know I’m in California now but I’ve also gotta mention this: I’m a brunette guy…. the soon to be Ms. Leone looks WAY better as a brunette as opposed to the ‘blond‘ she plays in film and television most times… I truly hate the bleach blond look (personally I think it’s some type of conspiracy), it’s just stupid…. Your fucking eyebrows don’t match your fucking head!!!…. It’s kind of a dead give away ladies…. It makes the whole “I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes” debate moot….
Producers and directors out there take note, many of us in the REAL world want to see the hot and NATURAL brunette placed in more prominent rolls!!! Tea Leone is never hotter than when she is flying her ‘true color’ like when she did ‘Bad Boys‘ (Yeah, it’s a Michael Bay film which usually means fecal matter on film, but it’s worth watching for her alone) or ‘Flying Blind‘ (red is the first choice AFTER brunette)….