Great future Reality Show ideas…..
I’m not massively into reality show’s, though I do like the Amazing Race series…. but it’s more of a game show to me. Some of the chef one’s are great, but that’s because it’s always nice to see Gordon Ramsey really shred up some lamer who can’t even dice lettuce, yet want’s to run a half million dollar business… Yeah, your the comic relief,… the guy in the red shirt who beams down…. Your dead in the first 4 weeks, quit applying to the shows please… No one is going to remember you on the ‘reality road tour’…
But some of these make me think of ideas for other reality shows that I think would be great for the next writers strike, so I wanna get the ideas published now… See you in court.
The Last Sinner Standing: Basically you build a nice big stadium, mount plenty of hidden cameras and you do that sucker up Roman style…. It was public domain for all those years, till right now… Too late bitches!… We’d also have web coverage and charge people $9.95 per month to watch nothing, ala Big Brother…
Milf Nannies Japanese Banzai Game Show: I assume this one pretty much sells itself and needs no explaination.
Steven Seagal Explains String Theory: Steven Seagal and 42 bad actors are locked in a cabin in Alaska with only whale blubber and mead for 90 days, while Steven explains String Theory and his environmental beliefs. The whale blubber being, in addition to sustenance, the only source of light AND heat.
After exiting the last actor standing who can accurately explain String Theory (as explained by Mr. Seagal) to an 8th grade Science class, WITHOUT shattering more than 10 wrists, elbow or knee joints combined, wins $50,000 dollars and a chance to tour with Steven sharing a double occupancy room at Super 8 for 18 months to promote this project and anything else that strikes his whimsey.
Look for more exciting television ideas in the future….
Deadpan Drollery© 
I think the Japanese really have it going on when it comes to game shows. Some of the stuff I’ve seen on these shows really blew my mind. Most of it seems to involve humiliating guests and dunking them in various liquids.
String theory blows more minds than Steven Seagal’s Judo.
Aikido, but yeah your right!
The day the roman’s stopped feeding the Christians to lions was a sad day for humanity. Although, apparently it’s debatable as to whether or not they actually specifically fed the Christians to lions to make a point or not, and more accurately they just did it to anybody for the lulz. Obviously I’m massively generalising as my classics history is rather lacking to be honest. And also, I like the idea of a small senate member saying “lulz” as blood splashes across his face whilst he watches Christians torn limb from limb.
… I should have really tried grammar there shouldn’t I.
…And there.
It’s late.