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Barack Obama in possibly compromising position…

September 5, 2008, @ 3:01 am Leave a comment Go to comments

Basically, just for giggles, we’re going to take someone else’s ‘proof of concept’ and do a little inverse ‘Folgers Crystals’ hidden taste test….

We will be looking to see how many times we get hit via Google searches,….  Any search engines actually, from the ‘good folk on the right’ looking for proof of what a ‘mean’ and ‘bad man’ Mr. Obama truly is by loading up on words and phrases we think might be searched:

Barack Obama caught

Barack Obama nude

Barack Obama cheats

Barack Obama hates cheese and cheese by products, lactose intolerant

Barack Obama and Dick Cheney have secret love child

Barack Obama and Regis have flipper baby

Barack Obama prefers Kathie Lee Gifford over Kelly Ripa

Barack Obama possibly not ‘white’

Barack Obama too white

Barack Obama stars in gay porn video, that’s for you Idaho constituents out there…

Barack Obama and Sarah Palin love triangle

Barack Obama and Joseph Biden love triangle

Barack Obama and Dick Cheney caught in uncomfortable position….  in the back seat of a Volkswagen

Barack Obama eats chitlins and greens

Barack Obama hates chitlins and greens

Barack Obama’s favorite chitlin recipe or recipes

Barack Obama kills racist watermelon farmer

Barack Obama has less experience than Sarah Palin, at least ‘mayoring’ in podunk Alaska

Barack Obama has more experience than Sarah Palin, but still fewer mistakes and missteps

Barack Obama has equal experience as Sarah Palin, yet is still FAR more impressive

Barack Obama wears boxers

Barack Obama wears briefs

Barack Obama wears thong

Barack Obama is a ‘free rider’

Barack Obama is gay

Barack Obama is straight

Barack Obama is ‘slightly’ bent

Barack Obama is a 90 degree angle

Barack Obama is a rhombus

Barack Obama democrat

Barack Obama communist

Barack Obama socialist

Barack Obama feudal lord

Barack Obama town crier

Barack Obama Queen of the Desert

Barack Obama molests farm animals

Barack Obama bestiality video

Barack Obama inter species erotica video

Barack Obama hates Han Solo

Barack, Barack, I can’t make exceptions. What if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial Starship. It’s not good business. (Jabba said this to Barack on Tatooine right before he and Chewie helped Luke and Obi-Wan escape to Alderaan, Star Wars IV: A New Hope)

Barack Obama thinks Darth Vader is a jerk

Baracl Obama, Darth Vader and Wookie love triangle

Barack is a doodie head

Barack Obama is not a member of Mensa

Barack Obama is a member of Mensa

Michelle Obama has started her monthly Mensa

Sarah Palin lives in a perpetual state of ‘monthly’ Mensa

Barack Obama prom night dumpster baby scandal

Barack Obama homecoming night dumpster baby scandal

Barack Obama EATS baby and placenta

Barack Obama TREATS baby and uses placenta for stem cell research to cure cancer

Barack Obama causes cancer

Barack Obama eats cancer

Barack Obama is really Kurt Cobain

Barack Obama sues Foo Fighters for copyright infringment

Barack Obama topless, bottomless, shameless, fergalicious

Barack Obama aborts third term lunch period

OK, I think we’ve got enough to work with here….  I’ll post the numbers in the comments next week.

  1. September 6, 2008, @ 3:07 pm at 3:07 pm

    Funny, actually….

    I have not gotten much off this…. I can’t determine if it’s because:

    A) most McCain supporters only use e-mail and wouldn’t read this unless a link was forwarded to them to ‘get them here’, cause they don’t know how to search….

    or 2) McCain supporters, like the man himself, don’t know how to turn ON their computers…

    9/5: 20 hits on this post, others that day got 171, 22, and 20…
    9/6: (thru 3pm PST) 8 hits on this post, others have gotten thus far 99, 40, 25, and 23…

    For comparison I have one post I wrote 3 days ago that has gotten a total of 375 thus far…

    None that have come here have come because of an Obama search either…. The most searched phrase that led people here in the past 7 days is ‘tea leone’ as she’s mentioned in something I wrote about David Duchovny over a week ago…

  2. Zero Signal
    September 7, 2008, @ 11:36 am at 11:36 am

    That’s rather anticlimactic. I’d have thought you’d at least have gotten some referrals from the search string, “Baracl Obama, Darth Vader and Wookie love triangle”

    Exactly… or at least ‘Barack Obama topless, bottomless, shameless, fergalicious’ I mean these were really basic search strings… is the boolean search COMPLETELY dead???

  3. September 9, 2008, @ 4:32 pm at 4:32 pm

    To date: 37 total, I’m leaning towards my #2 reason heavily now…

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