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Just in case a black hole swallows the earth tomorrow…

September 9, 2008, @ 5:31 pm Leave a comment Go to comments

In the event that a black hole begins to consume the planet tomorrow, it will start from Europe…  Man you guys have some luck over there, first you have Hitler, Mussolini, that French guy Sarkozy and now this…

Well it’s comforting to know that if they destroy the earth tomorrow I should ‘theoretically’ have time to max out all my credit cards before the black hole get’s here…  So if the world end’s tomorrow I won’t be posting just so you know…

I also find it amusing to think that even if we destroy the earth the space cockroaches and sea monkeys will survive…

(But just so you know, Stephen Hawking is betting against the end of the earth tomorrow…  so there’s that.)

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  1. Zero Signal
    September 9, 2008, @ 10:01 pm at 10:01 pm
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    I don’t know,man, i’m pretty sure we’re all doomed.

  2. wavemaker2
    September 10, 2008, @ 9:11 am at 9:11 am
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    ROFL.. Yea, pretty much doomed either way you look at it. Black Hole GREAT!! Where do we get in!! And Yea, I would LOVE alittle notice also, that would be VERY interesting!! til l8er

  3. sandworm
    September 10, 2008, @ 10:29 am at 10:29 am
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    Well, don’t we all feel better now…. Switched the sucker on at 3:30am PST (approx) and the world didn’t END…. That guy on the train with the tin foil hat is not as accurate as I’d hoped…

    So if you want to see the actual SCIENTIFIC site check out the info from
    CERN     themselves…

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