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Heavy Metal Poisoning….

July 16, 2009, @ 12:29 pm Leave a comment Go to comments

I was in a Heavy Metal band when I was younger, we didn’t last too long though…

It seems we took things a little to ‘literally’…  Apparently using actual ‘heavy metals‘ as instrument parts was not a good idea…  Who knew mercury and plutonium strings were so dangerous…  Some of the guys still call me to bitch about it…  Well not the guitar players…  They can’t really dial without fingers…  But that drummers a whinny bitch…

Actually I was in several bands…  Marching Band, Concert Band, Chorus…  Yeah not the ‘coolest’ crowd but it was where all the girls were so there you go…  Don’t hate the player you know…

I played the Tuba in Marching Band, again the literal ‘Heavy Metal‘ instrument…  Girls love the tuba players…  I think it has to do with the ability to keep it up and moving for so long…  Plus the case is just really cool…

And we know how to vibrate our lips…

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  1. July 16, 2009, @ 8:19 pm at 8:19 pm

    just like this

    Yep, we think the same, that’s the same link I used for the ‘Heavy Metal’ link in the post… Great minds and all that!…

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