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Wake the dead, they may still have some cash…

July 17, 2009, @ 10:57 am Leave a comment Go to comments

I read a story recently about a group of upstanding young citizens…  That robbed a family while they were having a wake…  Or ‘sitting Shiva‘ for those of you out there of the Hebrew persuasion…

Now I never would have thought that robbing the actual mourners of the dead to be a big ‘cash cow’…  I would think all the valuable stuff would be found in robbing the actual grave wouldn’t it??….

I mean let’s look at history, even the ignorant and uneducated thieves of thousands of years ago KNEW….  You don’t rob the Pharoah’s family….  You wait till later that night and dig that sucker up…

I’ve never personally taken a lot of jewelry or cash to a funeral…  Why would you??…  It’s not like you have to pay by the minute to view the dearly departed…  Gruesome…  Like one of those sliding glass thingamajig’s at the really ‘high class’ strip joints where you pay a buck for the slider to go up for 2 minutes….  I mean from what I’ve seen in films and read…

But why rob the mourner’s?…  They won’t have money…  They’re all staying at relatives and eating buffet for the next several days…

I guarantee when they catch these 7 morons they’ll spend the next 5 years being laughed at WHILE being anally raped  for getting a handful of cheap crappy fake gold jewelry and a couple of plates from the buffet…

Cause I keep imagining the guys going back and getting like a Dixie plate full of food with that cheap saran wrap that keeps coming off and trying to run away and keep their food on the plate…

Serves them right…  I hope they lost half their turkey and the cake too…

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