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It’s the end of the world as we know it…

January 11, 2010, @ 11:39 am Leave a comment Go to comments

All this 2012 end of the world hype pisses me off….  it’s bullshit!!….

Seriously, Orson Wells told my generation in the 80’s that Nostradamus predicted the end of the world in 90’s….  So your all on borrowed time as far as I’m concerned….

It’s just obvious to me, and anyone else not on mescaline, that the Mayan’s simply made their calenders for ONE 4000 year period at a time….  they didn’t have PAPER PEOPLE!!!…  carving SHIT IN STONE IS HARD AND TIME CONSUMING!!!!…  I’m almost certain they didn’t foresee the end of their civilization and thought they’d have time to MAKE ANOTHER CALENDER!!!…

But I also think the Mayan slutty shop girl calender casting call must have been HUGE!!!…. That’s like 48,000 chicks man!!…

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