The Stand Up Comics Creed…
THIS IS MY TONGUE…
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!!
I must master it as I must master my timing.
Without me, my tongue is useless.
Without my tongue, I am useless, and kind of gross.
I must undulate my tongue true….
I must prattle on straighter than the enemy (heckler) who is trying to blather at me.
I must talk OVER HIM before he interrupts me.